Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Let them know it is bs

Okay, so here is what I want to say.

Some guy tried to blow up a plane with his underwear. That is the excuse that the government uses for having people pass through full body scans. A full body scan uses x-rays to show TSA employees you naked body. The pictures are kept forever. The day after the underwear bomber was caught, it turned out thousands of these scanners had already been built and were immediately bought and distributed. How fortunate for our safety from underwear bombers.

The next time you are traveling, pull your pants down or for you ladies, pull your dresses up. I bet you get in trouble. It is obscene to pull down your pants or your dress up except in front of government employees, that is okay. Hey wait, I work for the government, ladies, show me your breasts so I can be sure that you do not have C2 in your implants. Thank you.